Sunday, April 27, 2014
New Recruit
Tipsy Reporting In! We have a new recruit for our cat army! I have not procured a name, but I have evaluated the young fighter's skills and they rival my own! It is fantastic to finally have another cat willing to do border patrol with me. Lizzie and Molly only have interest in catching mice, moles, and birds. Huey refuses to even come out of that office. Quite annoying how lax our security is. But no more! I finally, FINALLY have another cat who understands the importance of good security and keeping our borders clear. Of course, the cat did break through our borders to get here...but I will overlook that as it has become a valued new member of my security team. If I'd had a better security team in the first place though....well, that is in the past. Presently, I have a fiery new ginger as my subordinate, one who actually listens. Quite a good mock fighter, too. I have someone to play with now. Lizzie won't leave the newbie alone, though. She keeps trying to run it off. And keeps telling me to quit playing with it. As if I'd take orders from someone lower on the totem pole than me. Psh. I certainly won't let go of the only cat who is willing to follow my orders without question. Lizzie can stuff her maw with dirty bird feathers. I, in the mean time, will guard our lands with more force, with the newbie at my side. Our home will be secure! It will be safe! Nothing shall pass into our borders! If you will excuse me, I must go patrol said borders with the ginger. Tipsy, Over and Out.
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